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 Post subject: Christmas riddles
PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 7:49 am 
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Christmas Q & A
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Mistletoe!
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claus!
What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck? A Christmas Quacker.
Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.
What do they sing under the ocean during the winter? Christmas Corals!
What do snowmen do on Christmas? Play with the snow angels.
What's a good holiday tip? Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents? Silent Night.
What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
What do lions sing at Christmastime? Jungle bells.
When is a boat like a pile of snow? When it's adrift.

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 Post subject: Re: Christmas riddles
PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 8:35 am 
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I really enjoyed these, Lou. Thanks for posting.

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 Post subject: Re: Christmas riddles
PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:26 pm 
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Thanks for posting these! These are sooo bad they had me laughing out loud! :clown:

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 Post subject: Re: Christmas riddles
PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 2:14 pm 
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Thought I'd post a little christmas humor.

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 Post subject: Re: Christmas riddles
PostPosted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 4:50 pm 
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So funny...thanks, Lou for bringing some brightness into a dreary, rainy Ohio day!

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 Post subject: Re: Christmas riddles
PostPosted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 7:03 pm 
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These would be a great skit at our company children's Christmas party. Ok to share?


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