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Christmas Q & A
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Mistletoe!
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claus!
What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck? A Christmas Quacker.
Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.
What do they sing under the ocean during the winter? Christmas Corals!
What do snowmen do on Christmas? Play with the snow angels.
What's a good holiday tip? Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents? Silent Night.
What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
What do lions sing at Christmastime? Jungle bells.
When is a boat like a pile of snow? When it's adrift.

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A vacation is having nothing to do, and all day to do it in.
Even Jesus had a fish story!

I really enjoyed these, Lou. Thanks for posting.

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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. Winston Churchill.

Thanks for posting these! These are sooo bad they had me laughing out loud!

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Thought I'd post a little christmas humor.

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A vacation is having nothing to do, and all day to do it in.
Even Jesus had a fish story!

So funny...thanks, Lou for bringing some brightness into a dreary, rainy Ohio day!

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These would be a great skit at our company children's Christmas party. Ok to share?