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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:33 pm 
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How to install a Home Security System in the South

1. Go to Goodwill and purchase a pair of size 14 -16 men's work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch along with a copy of 'Guns & Ammo' magazine
3. Put 4 giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine
4. Leave this note on your door:

Bubba,
Me and Marcel, Donny Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pit Bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyhow I locked all 4 of 'em in the house. Wait outside. I'll be right back.
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Terry and I are laughing hysterically over this... :hysterical:

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Cute, ... wished I had in '07 & '09. The remains of trespassers will be prosecuted sign didn't work.


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