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 Post subject: Comedy
PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:59 am 
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Every time I hear one this woman's bits I think of Patrish. Don't know why. Maybe it's just the accent.
In one bit she mentioned MB. Said if she sold enough albums she could afford a new place at Myrtle Beach. Get rid of the single wide at Apache Campground and get a double wide.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YFRUSTiFUs


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 Post subject: Re: Comedy
PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:13 pm 
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Location: Upstate SC... just a little south of Charlotte, NC
I LOVE JEANNE ROBERTSON!!!!!! Matter of fact, I've subscribed to her YouTube channel. Here's a link to my favorite bit she does....

Don't Bungee Jump Naked...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1_W0LCHwK4

Enjoy! :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
Thanks for the laughs, Alan! I needed it today! :hello: (And yes, she reminds me of Patrish!)

Karen in Upstate SC

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 Post subject: Re: Comedy
PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:23 pm 
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In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. Snowman The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You stupid Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"


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 Post subject: Re: Comedy
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 Post subject: Re: Comedy
PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 9:30 am 
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LOL!! Love it Ron!

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 Post subject: Re: Comedy
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I liked the one on Facebook the other day........ Two pictures. A pair of khaki pants and a set of car keys.......In Boston they're pronounced the same......


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 Post subject: Re: Comedy
PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2013 3:15 pm 
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Thank you, you brightened my day. I saw Jeanne Robertson in person with two other female comedians a couple of years ago. The show was hilarious. If you haven't lived in the south for as long as I have some of it may go over your heads. After 25 years in the south it is all starting to make sense.
Judy/Pigeon Forge


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